Song Parodies -> Shit Chute
If you see a little sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the next.....rest stop! Shit chute yeah It's headin' out the Hershey highway, lookin' for a toilet getaway Lookin' for a toilet getaway, toilet getaway I got me a turd now, it's as big as a whale And it's headin' on down thru my shit chute I got me an anus, the gas is like vapor So hurry up and bring your toilet paper My shit chute is a smelly old place where I can shoot some poopies Shit chute baby, shit chute bay-bee Turds baby, that's what I have, ooo turds baby, that's what I have My ass says...(pfffft)...stay away please, 'cause you'll wheeze At my shit chute ! Well it's all the way back at the bottom of my back Just a hairy old crack and a saggy 'ol sack Shit stains on the mattress Shit stains on the highway Shit stains on the front porch Shit stains in my boxers My shit chute is a smelly old place where I can shoot some poopies Shit chute baby! Shit chute, that's where I poop! Pushin' and a gruntin', squeezin' and a shovin' Wearin' down my ass to nothin' cause it's hot in my oven My whole ass shimmies! My whole ass shimmies when my bowels keep movin' around and around and around Everybody's pissin', everybody's shittin' baby! Folks runnin' out of the washroom just to get air Everybody's pissin', everybody's shittin' baby! Stinky little crack!, Stinky little crack! Look at my turds, they're a really big load and it's about to explode! I got me an anus, the gas is like vapor, So hurry up and bring your toilet paper! My shit chute is a smelly old place where I can shoot some poopies Shit chute baby! Shit chute, that's where I poop! Push push push out my ass baby! Squeeze a little harder baby! Push push push out my ass baby! I can do it!! Push push! Out my ass baby! Push push! Out my ass baby! Push push! Out my ass baby! Push push! It's what?.....Big crap, crusted!! Shit chute, baby shit chute! Turds baby, that's what I got Pushin' and a gruntin', squeezin' and a shovin' thru my shit chute!!! c copyright 2005 SquirrelbaitSquirrelbait Parody Jukebox
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i could geniunelly see fred shcineider singing theese lyrics
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me and craig will have 2 do a game called three alarm relay
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