Song Parodies -> Prude Just Tried to Lay Me
"Dude (Looks like a Lady)" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Prude Just Tried to Lay Me" Parody by Andrew Woodard
It's always the quiet ones...
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me


Cruisin' on a buggy and horse
They're dressed just like it's the Civil War
She's a straight laced stark Mennonite
But she reached for my dong, never saw such a sight!
That's right

Baptist fellowship time
with a Bible and somebody prays:
"Forgive me and the minister's wife
Cause she went for my gun and tried to blow me all day!"

Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me

I used to judge the books by their covers
Librarians I thought were poor lovers.
By the kerosene lights in the musty archives,
She rubbed her body on my penis, horn rimmed glasses on her eyes!

Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me


So baby let's unbutton your gown (must be an antique, dear)
Baby let's unbutton your gown (do me, do me, do me all night)
Baby let's unbutton your gown (never fucked a geek, dear)
Baby let's unbutton your gown (do me, do me, do me, do me)

Oo, what a frumpy lady
Oo, she like it, like it, like it, like that.
Oo she wanna lay me!

Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me
Prude just tried to lay me


Prude, prude, prude, prude just tried to lay me
Prude, prude, prude, prude just tried to lay me
Prude, prude, prude, prude just tried to lay me
Prude, prude, prude, prude just tried to lay me
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Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Good work, Andrew. My friend had an idea for this yrs ago called "DUDE WAS CAROL BRADY" about a tranny

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