Song Parodies -> womb as a cock
"room at the top" Based on the performance by adam ant
"womb as a cock" Parody by jagged little dyl
i guess "womb as a cock" just came to me as "room at the top" was on my mp3s. writing the song reminds me of a competition at a local ymca gym based on gender (the sign read "women vs. men" - but it was merely cardio).
cunts are never enough, never build any damned mu(scle buff)
and females frown and talk around things their gender does without (uh-huh)
the dude is always one-up, the hormone - the testes, um (the nuts)

you can think wombman's as strong just cuz men won't dare scoff (her luck)
but when the going gets hard, wombn's teams are sep'rate from (the nuts)
sports-teams are likely biased against gender that's righteous (uh-huh)

keep promoting womb as a cock
don't let them tell you what you have not
change their thinking (some) more, instead
(you) may eventu'lly find you've a "meant for talk-therapy" head

if some dumb ditz just must be proved as like the big-strong muscle dudes
(have fun)
and give her estrogen some shame and make her feel she's just a dame
(uh-huh)
and hey, the dude is always one-up, the hormone - the testes, um (the nuts)
just another woman-bashing work of parody from the satirical website of over 700 song parodies that is www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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