Hump-us Pump-us dippadee doo,
I've got a little secret for you.
We are small in stature, it's true,
But midget men are sex gods for you.

I see your man, he's a cool 6 feet tall.
Too bad his dick's disappointingly small.
Wait 'til you see this big cannon I've got.
You'll be begging for my cum shot.
(Don't forget to bend and blow)

Hump-us Pump-us plickity pluck
Trust me, it's a midget you should fuck.
Small hands work incredibly well,
Fing'ring your snatch to make your clit swell.

Do you see us walking 'round near the floor?
Sneaking a peek up your skirt to explore?
Shortness gives perks, with our nose in that spot,
Just the right height to sniff your twat.
('Cause we're only three feet tall)

Hump-us Pump-us dopadee dee
We'll make you scream, it's our guarantee.
Happy girls, appreciative grins
When they see our wangs reach to our chins.

Do you remember your snotty school cliques?
Guys teasing us like we're sick circus freaks?
What do you say now our talents are clear?
Who's laughing now, you fuck-ing queers?
(Ha, we get laid more than you)

Hump-us Pump-us flickity flack,
Once you go short you'll never go back.
Though broad bods we sure cannot boast,
We have the length where it counts the most.

What are you doing with that manly jock?
Are you pleasured by his needle-head cock?
Girl, you'll just love Shorty's Creamy Tall Drink
When you start sucking on Big Pink.
(My cock will be gagging you.)

Hump-us Pump-us dippadee doo
Come on, you'll never regret this screw.
Though our short weirdness creeps you out,
Moan midget pleasure, watch this wood sprout.

What do you think about shorties in two?
Two compact tripods crawling over you?
One fucks your pussy, the other licks, wow,
Two-for-one special, take us now!
(Baby, taste this Sweet N' Low)

Hump-us Pump-us dopadee dee
If you are smart you'll listen to me.
Night of passion ordered up short
With the big long
Cocks that midget men sport!
(Midget men sport)