Song Parodies -> Freaking Website
"Sweet Transvestite" Based on the performance by Tim Curry
"Freaking Website" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
here is a song about my website of (homo)sexual assault, just another one of over 700 parodies that are kept at www.anti-gay.com
how d'ya do, i see you're wrecked by hateful vandy grads
you're just a little brought down because i sucked cock, but thought q made no manly man

won't let self-doubt sign my name as schnook
won't fuck my good mind with blunders
i've got just a notepad on my nice gateway
and i like to libel with such thunder

it's just a freaking website, one man's quest for growth, why's it pain ya? shamon!

let my prose be about babes who make up the n.o.w.
they look like they all spite their boobies
or if you want shots at niggers with egos much bigger,
i can hate libs of all types of lewd'ty

"i'm glad we thought to unload all our microphones"
"we're both gonna win with this story"
"we'll just say who we are and then press 'play vcr'"
"we so wanna be watchdog's prot'ge"

well, you talk-talk edna's ranch...well, how 'bout that?
no angles over that schtick
by the light of the christ i'm reborn with my site
not love, but what's satanic it bashes
it's just a freaking website, one man's quest for growth, why's it pain ya? shamon!

why don't you stay for a byte? or download the site?
it will grow on like billboard's top mention
i've been making it glam since i was a young man
and it's good for relieving my tension

it's just a freaking website, one man's quest for growth, why's it pain ya? shamon!

so, grow up, spineless nag...and deal with all my slams
i hear you give it, bitch, man-caster...ation
so maybe it's rapist-friendly, my brain
but i'd remove these thoughts...if not for "womyn"
just another one of the 700+ parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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