Song Parodies -> I'm So Easy
"Take It Easy" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"I'm So Easy" Parody by
"If a guy is easy, is he a slut or just a stud?"
"Well I'm a runnin' down the road, wanna drop my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna blow me, two that wanna bone me
One that wants to sixty-nine

I'm so easy, I'm so easy
Don't let the sound of your own squeals make you crazy
Droppin' loads while I still can, before I turn into an old man
Just find a girl, put it in her can, cuz I'm so easy

Well I'm a standin on a corner in downtown Tacoma
I'm steady starin' at my watch
When a girl, my lord, chest as flat as a board
And she's starin' straight at my crotch

Come on and lay me, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet mouth is gonna save me
Baby please use your hand, let's commit a little mortal sin
Then drop me off with a big white grin, cuz I'm so easy

Well I'm a runnin' down the road after droppin' my load
In that skanky bitch from behind
Oh, brother, I should've used a rubber
I must have lost my mind

I'm so easy, I'm so easy
I don't care how you look as long as you please me
Some say I'm crazy, or sometimes lazy
Having sex for free is dumb, do porn they'll pay me

Oooh, ooooh, ooooh....

Oh, I'm so easy
Oh, you know I'm easy

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