Song Parodies -> Hard-on Tonight
"Heartache Tonight" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"Hard-on Tonight" Parody by Parody Princess
I'm gonna have to hump someone
Before the night is through I know that I can make him come. There's nothin' he can do. All I want is to get a little nookie If it takes all night. Everybody wants to get a piece of ass, Make it come out right. He's gonna get a hard-on tonight, A hard-on tonight, I know. He's gonna get a hard-on tonight, I know. Lord, I know. He says that we can do it later But I can't hold out that long I don't think I can just go to sleep. I wanna get my freak on. It doesn't have to last forever. Just last long enough to get it on. Some time before the sun comes up I know I'm gonna have to jump his bones. He's gonna get a hard-on tonight, A hard-on tonight, I know. He's gonna get a hard-on tonight, A hard-on tonight, I know. Lord I know. You're gonna get a hard-on tonight, The moon's shinin' bright So turn out the light, and I'll do you right You're gonna get a hard-on tonight, a hard-on tonight I know. Hard-on baby, I'm gonna have to hump someone, Before the night is through If he don't wanna make me come A latex toy will do I'm gonna make him want to do it If it takes all night Who doesn't want to get a piece of ass? To get it on tonight? He's gonna get a hard-on tonight A hard-on tonight, I know He's gonna get a hard-on tonight, A hard-on tonight , I know Let's go. We can do it in the bushes; I can jump right on his bone We can do it in the parkin' lot, But either way, there's gonna be a hard-on tonight, a hard-on tonight I know. There'll be a hard-on tonight A hard-on tonight I know. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Great work, as usual. It's SO funny to hear this type of stuff coming (or should I say 'cumming') from a female writer for a change. Tell your peeps to raise money for me to get a plane ticket to Dallas for our concert like we talked about!
Yes, the P.P. is a rare talent who can do this stuff without a Y chromosome, but don't forget about the esteemed Captain Bootylicious, who is a fantastic parodist in her own right.
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