Song Parodies -> Hard-on Tonight
"Heartache Tonight" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"Hard-on Tonight" Parody by Parody Princess
I'm gonna have to hump someone
Before the night is through
I know that I can make him come.
There's nothin' he can do.
All I want is to get a little nookie
If it takes all night.
Everybody wants to get a piece of ass,
Make it come out right.

He's gonna get a hard-on tonight,
A hard-on tonight, I know.
He's gonna get a hard-on tonight, I know.
Lord, I know.

He says that we can do it later
But I can't hold out that long
I don't think I can just go to sleep.
I wanna get my freak on.

It doesn't have to last forever.
Just last long enough to get it on.
Some time before the sun comes up
I know I'm gonna have to jump his bones.
He's gonna get a hard-on tonight,
A hard-on tonight, I know.
He's gonna get a hard-on tonight,
A hard-on tonight, I know.
Lord I know.

You're gonna get a hard-on tonight,
The moon's shinin' bright
So turn out the light, and I'll do you right
You're gonna get a hard-on tonight, a
hard-on tonight I know.
Hard-on baby,

I'm gonna have to hump someone,
Before the night is through
If he don't wanna make me come
A latex toy will do
I'm gonna make him want to do it
If it takes all night
Who doesn't want to get a piece of ass?
To get it on tonight?

He's gonna get a hard-on tonight
A hard-on tonight, I know
He's gonna get a hard-on tonight,
A hard-on tonight , I know
Let's go.
We can do it in the bushes;
I can jump right on his bone
We can do it in the parkin' lot,
But either way, there's gonna be a
hard-on tonight, a hard-on tonight I know.
There'll be a hard-on tonight
A hard-on tonight I know.
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Lon - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great work, as usual. It's SO funny to hear this type of stuff coming (or should I say 'cumming') from a female writer for a change. Tell your peeps to raise money for me to get a plane ticket to Dallas for our concert like we talked about!
Doc Woody - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, the P.P. is a rare talent who can do this stuff without a Y chromosome, but don't forget about the esteemed Captain Bootylicious, who is a fantastic parodist in her own right.
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