Song Parodies -> Desperate Ho
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Desperate Ho. Why don't you come to your senses
Your pussy is rented. So get in this bed. I got a hard one, and I need some pleasin' So stop your cock teasin' and open your legs. Don't you think you're getting a diamond Ho, Get on welfare if your able. Your pimp is gonna beat you in the end. And you like getting high I know And CPS will take your kids away. Desperate Ho. Oh you ain't getting no younger. And I've got the hunger, But I ain't drivin' you home. Give me a free one, oh a free one. Or get your shit and start walking. And soon you'll be walking the streets all alone. Does your pimp make you ho in the wintertime? Do you give head when the sun don't shine? Its hard to tell the straight ones from the gays. I'm sick of all you knappy Ho's All I want is to get blown today. Desperate Ho. Why don't you come to your senses. Your pussy is rented so get in the bed. And stop complainin' cause there's a fat guy above you. You better let some fat guy love you. You better let some fat guy love you. If you want to get paid! Your Vote Counts
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