Song Parodies -> Bitchy Woman
"Witchy Woman" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"Bitchy Woman" Parody by Parody Princess
Angry stare, sour mood
This chick's got an attitude.
Fakes a headache every night.
And her PMS lasts 40 days and 40 nights.

Oooh Oooh, Bitchy Woman
Piss & Moan & whine.
Oooh Oooh, Bitchy Woman
If she had a broom, she could fly.

She's always cranky, always rude.
You'll never catch her in a pleasant mood.
Ranting and raving for no reason at all
If you mess with her, she's gonna break your balls.

Oooh Oooh, Bitchy Woman
Yell and cuss and fight.
Oooh Oooh, Bitchy Woman
Tangle with her and she'll scratch out your eyes.

Instrumental

Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah

I know you want a lover,
But let me warn you brother
She's got permanent PMS.
There's a rumor going on
If you take her home
You'd be safer with Lorena Bobbit in your bed.

Oooh Oooh, Bitchy Woman
Better hide your knives.
Oooh Oooh, Bitchy Woman
When she gets pissed off, better run for your life!

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mike - March 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
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