Song Parodies -> Skin n a Knife
"Staying Alive" Based on the performance by The Bee Gees
"Skin n a Knife" Parody by TaylorCC
The title was originally a misheard lyric i heard when i was a kid in the 80s and my parents were watching or listening to staying alive. I think they thought it was cute of to think that. Since something bad happened to me a few years ago involving accusations of me being psycho based on words, not actions, and without any evidence to prove their claims. The issue almost completely ruined my life and sometimes i think up song parodies about my situation. So i decided to mock paranoid people and thus this parody was born. Its to express the irrational fear that many people are unwilling to admit to.
Hell, you can't tell by the way I talk
I'm a man's woman, no right to stalk
Refusing loudly to believe a man is no harm
I've been kicked out since man (pre)'fers his porn
But hows he at night, bet hes not ok
They all looking away
He never tries to understand
Those Words I typed in New York Time, Oh man

Weather is cloudy, whether its his father or whether its his mother
They say Skin n a knife Skin n knife skin n a knife
Feels of like fears of dyin and everybody shakin'
Its Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife, skin and a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife
Oh, when I talk

Hell, how did i get pwned and get in fright
And if I can't get o'er either, Its really fried
My wings of heaven into pools of dust
I was romancin' a man, and I just lose
Its snow, i'm all right, but its not ok
I'll learn to see it his way
He won't try to understand
The words i typed in New York Times, oh man

Weather is cloudy, whether its his father or whether its his mother
They say Skin n a knife Skin n knife skin n a knife
Feelings of fears of dyin and everybody shakin'
Its Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife, skin and a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife
Oh

A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me!
One buddy help me, yeah
A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me, yeah
I don't got Skin n a knife

Hell, you can't tell by the way I talk
I'm a man's woman, no right to stalk
Refusing loudly to believe a man is no harm
I've been kicked out since man'fers his porn
But hows he at night, bet hes not ok
They all looking away
He never tries to understand
Those Words I typed in New York Time, Oh man

Weather is cloudy, whether its his father or whether its his mother
They say Skin n a knife Skin n knife skin n a knife
Feelings of fears of dyin and everybody shakin'
Its Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife, skin and a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife
Yeah

A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me!
One buddy help me, yeah
A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me, yeah
I don't got Skin n a knife

Weather is cloudy, whether its his father or whether its his mother
They say Skin n a knife Skin n knife skin n a knife
Feelings of fears of dyin and everybody shakin'
Its Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife, skin and a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife
Oh, when i talk

Hell, how did i get pwned and get in fright
And if I can't get o'er either, Its really fried
My wings of heaven into pools of dust
I was romancin' a man, and I just lose
Its snow, i'm all right, but its not ok
I'll learn to see it his way
He won't try to understand
The words i typed in New York Times, oh man

Weather is cloudy, whether its his father or whether its his mother
They say Skin n a knife Skin n knife skin n a knife
Feelings of fears of dyin and everybody shakin'
Its Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife, Skin n a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife, skin and a knife
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Skin and a knife
Oh

A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me!
One buddy help me, yeah
A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me, yeah
I don't got Skin n a knife

Hell, you can't tell by the way I talk
I'm a man's woman, no right to stalk
Refusing loudly to believe a man is no harm
I've been kicked out since man'fers his porn
But hows he at night, bet hes not ok
They all looking away
He never tries to understand
Those Words I typed in New York Time, Oh man

A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me!
One buddy help me, yeah
A knife goin'somewhere, everybody help me, yeah
I don't got Skin n a knife
Its weird, but i tried not to use the original lyrics.
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mike - November 24, 2022 - Report this comment
i member wyclef jean did a remake of rgis song called we trying [to stay alive] and also Nsync did this song as well with a medley of jive talkin and how deep is youir loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mike - December 24, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
I MEMBER WYCLEF JEAN DID A REMIX OF THIS SONG CALLED {WE TRyING TO] stay alive
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment
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