Song Parodies -> Horny
"Lady" Based on the performance by Styx
"Horny" Parody by Matthias
This is from the perspective of a horny guy checking out women and not getting any. Pretty much me.
HORNY!
Damn your body’s beguiling
Give you all my cock!
Your hands
Make me stiff when you’re squeezing
Just fuck me
And my drool will dry

BABY!
Wow! Your knockers are so huge!
Bouncing… I moan
Concave, Ride your butt I have pleaded
So hot!
Sure you’re wild on my bone

I’m so HORNY!
You’re my porn queen
Behind in my eyes
Suck my cock it’s lovely
I’m so horny!

HORNY!
Turns me on with her pussy
Face first into her boobs
Kneeling when my pants lay below me
Just squirting out the rest of the lube

I’m so HORNY!
Want some scoring
My vine’s a huge size
Fucking! Yells so loudly
I’m so horny!

HORNY!
Cave exploring
Cum shoots on your thighs
Cock ring round and kinky
I’m so… HORNY!!!!!!!!!
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