Song Parodies -> Blow Up Doll
"Crystal Ball" Based on the performance by Styx
"Blow Up Doll" Parody by Matthias
The dirty version of the Amiright original
I used to drill more holes than a construction site
I used to fling with ten gals (or more) a night
I used all the different ways on lays (with cold whip cream)
Now alone, I sit and whi-i-i-ine
Now alone, I sit and whine

I used to fuck hot models and celebrities
Now J-Lo won’t go and suck my balls
Perhaps I'll lose the pants and cock tease that Britney
Or go and find myself a blow up doll
Or go and find myself a blow up doll

Sell me, sell me doll for ploughing
No sex since God knows when
Spell me, smell me "nads are swelling
So please sell me, or rent
My balls are breaking, my dick is quaking
And I can't afford a ho
Sell me, sell me, won't you sell me

Blow Up Doll
Been so many weeks since used below
Blow Up Doll
Been so many weeks since cock had grown
Blow Up Doll
Won't you sell me please that plastic pro
Blow Up Doll-oll-oll

(Blow up doll, during solo)

Yelling, yelling
Won't start slowing
Make love to toy's rear end
Thrill me, thrill me, Don't it thrill me
The answer is "Hell Yes"
My balls done breaking, my cock's done quaking
She was well worth all the dough
Laid me, laid me doll just laid me

Blow Up Doll
My favorite lady's a Mattel™ ho
Blow Up Doll
She don't need to shave, no grass to mow
Blow Up Doll
On bent plastic knee she likes to go
Blow Up Doll

(Romancing the Doll)
(Lights up a cigarette, doll pops)

"Oh Crap!"
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Red Ant - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
"plastic pro" and "Mattel™ ho" were great gets.
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