Song Parodies -> We're Polygamy
"We Are Family" Based on the performance by Sister Sledge
"We're Polygamy" Parody by Andrew Woodard
A look at the practice of multiple wives and all it en"tail"s. Inspired by the TLC show "Sister Wives" and the saga of FLDS Church leader Warren Jeffs.
We're polygamy
All my wives and children and me
We're polygamy
Up to my eyeballs in pussy

We're polygamy
Oldest one just turned 23
We're polygamy
Warren Jeffs got nothin' on me

No one can believe we're together
As they gawk and pry
(ask why?) Askin' me which wife's pussy is wetter
Call me lucky guy
(Theyself) Self righteous people around us they say
Polygamy's gross
Just let me whip out my pecker
They'll make some love to my manly hose

We're polygamy
All my wives and children and me
We're polygamy
Up to my eyeballs in pussy (give it to me)

We're polygamy
oldest one just turned 23
We're polygamy
Warren Jeffs got nothin' on me

Sister wives are fun and I've just begun
To get my share of young girls' sweet thighs
(High) high school coeds - they are cute, sure,
And their holes' so tight
(Needs) My needs won't be repressed
Get off my balls, and my hardened tool
I'll marry you and then you and you
You'll suck my dong, you ho
Play with my Family Jewels

We're polygamy
All my wives and children and me
We're polygamy
Up to my eyeballs in pussy

We're polygamy
oldest one just turned 23
We're polygamy
Warren Jeffs got nothin' on me

We're polygamy
Each one is a mother of three
We're polygamy
Livin' with a harem is sweet
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