Song Parodies -> Necrophilia!!
"Oh Cecilia!" Based on the performance by Simon And Garfunkel
"Necrophilia!!" Parody by Sean Zamorano
"Necrophilia!
I dug that bitch up,
I stuck it inside of her slowly!
Necrophilia!
Shes stiff as a board,
Oh well ill still throw her my bone,
(oh oh oh!)
Waking up in the afternoon,
Drug this dead chick up to my bedroom!
I kissed her on her decayed face,
When this chick starts to stink,
Someones taking her place!
Necrophilia!
I found her on ice,
Now ill have to thaw her out slowly,
Necrophilia!
Wheres the bodybag,
Its time to take this stiff back home,
ohohoh..
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(never thought id like dead bodies!)
Masturbation!
All on her again!
She doesent flinch like my ex girlfriend,
Fornication!
She doesent complain,
premature ejaculate,
Dead chick's great!"
MSZamarano@defender.navy.mil
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Andrew Woodard - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Sick sick sick!!! but I can't help but crack up! You're a charter member of the National Perverts' Guild.
MICHAEL - November 13, 2021 - Report this comment
NO
MIKE - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL RUN OVER TO THE UNIFORMS WHERE WE SUIT UP AFTER THAT WE WILL GET IN OUR FIRE TRUCK CLOSE THE DOOR DRIVE OUR FIRE TRUCKS TO THE BURNING BUILDING THEN WE WILL STOP THE FIRE TRUCK urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt THEN WE WILL GET OUT OF OUR FIRE TRUCKS THE ATTACH THE HOSE 2 A BURNING BUILDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
11111111111111111111111111111111111111 - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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11111111111111111111111111111111111111 - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
SICK SICK SICK BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT CRACK UP YOU ARE NOW A CHARTER MEMBER OF THE NATIONALPERVERTSGOLD

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