"I was a big jock
You were into big cocks
You sang do wop diddy wop diddy wop doo
All of that fuckin' just made you blue

If I had your crack again
Well I know I'd surely let you blow
While I go down on that muff
It's that wonderful

69 love affair
We wasn't gettin' nowhere
But we didn't care
I wasn't lazy
69 love affair
Cock 'n' hole was simple and clear
I'll lay down right here
Climb on to me baby

Well I asked you like a dum-dum
If you minded if I cum-cum
You said ooh wah no way no way no
Ooh-ee baby I love how you blow

If I had your crack this time
Well, I know somehow you'd climb on mine
It wouldn't be a crime
It's that wonderful

69 love affair
When cock 'n' hole was simple and clear
I'll lay down right here
Climb on to me baby

Well, I tried put it to you
One night in the drive-thru
He said oh no baby, oh no woo
That'll be seven-ten at window number 2

If I had your crack this time
Well, I know somehow you'd climb on mine
It wouldn't be a crime
To do that wonderful

69 love affair
We wasn't gettin' nowhere
But we didn't care
I wasn't lazy
69 love affair
Cock 'n' hole was simple and clear
I'll lay down right here
Climb on to me baby

We sang doo wop diddy wop diddy wop doo
Doo wop diddy wop diddy wop doo (repeat 5 times)"