Song Parodies -> Ice Cream Man
"Ironman" Based on the performance by Ozzy Osbourne
"Ice Cream Man" Parody by "Sean Zamorano,"
"This is sick, i do not advocate this at all! "
"Im the ice cream man,
Shoving little boys in the back of my van.
If you come with me,
Maybe we can find my lost puppy!
duh duh duh duh.....
scanning the playground..
looking for children to screw!

if you let me babysit,
i am gonna fondle all your kids
when they go to sleep,
i will sniff on their barbie panties!
duh duh duh duh.......
smelling the youngness...
i start to cream in my pants!

you may think im a freak,
but i might be your local priest,
you may thing that i am gross,
but i might be your kids football coach
duh duh duh duh...
come to my bedroom,
i got a present for you!

chain them to the wall,
offer them treats to suck on my balls!
if the cops catch me,
i will just plead insanity!"
MSZamorano@defender.navy.mil
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MIKE - March 19, 2020 - Report this comment
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mike - September 10, 2020 - Report this comment
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mike - September 24, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a fire gear race where we have 2 suit up in our clothes so we can drive our fire trucks and put the fire out and it will be uploaded and put on youtube at different camera angles so everybody can see it
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