Song Parodies -> Never Before And Never Again
"Never Before And Never Again" Based on the performance by Miss Piggy
"Never Before And Never Again" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl on monday, i think, i shoved a cucumber almost halfway up my ass. until saturday, i was either pooping liquid or staining my underpants. i thought the cucumber made me incontinent, until saturday when i didn't leak. "never again, will i stick anything up my ass," i vowed after giving thanks that i was alright this is miss piggy's version from the muppet movie - i never heard the other version sung by someone with a "madonna-mole".
never before my screw-hole boinked a reason to go stag
false penis with much girth, i gave my ass liquid's my waste, no shit's held in never before and never again i'm scared my heiney sure won't be returned i shoved about some seven inches girth i shoved for any guy who's hard cuz when he fucks, he'll make a scar mens' wood made way too fat my hole, my derriere i would reshape for fags them males who're hung so rare, thick balls and girth to fill my rectum of love with messes of cum never before cucumber fuckin' boned me, got me off i'm filled with something hard and wide, i'm harmed liquid's my waste , no shit's held in never before and never again never before and never again check out 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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