Song Parodies -> cabaret
"cabaret" Based on the performance by Liza Minelli
"cabaret" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
so some of my songs aren't perverted, maybe only the sex-themed songs belong here...though mostly all of my songs, if not overtly sexual, have the gay theme of "if you're not man enough to be your man, good luck filling anyone else's void". so, in a way, they all hit on sexual themes. this is just another of the 800+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
what good is sitting alone in your room just with a half a brain?
like kids who lack a brain of fun, some fools go out to play
look, now, they're bitching at dude who's "uncool"
his mind forms his happy days
i am a cabaret of fun - some fools go out to play

some gays are fine to need a man
some know it's scorn and self-berating
mike loves ray - his man-replacement

muslims permitting their prophet of doom to wipe-out the u.s.a.
death is their cabaret of fun, it's one foolish pride-parade

i grew up sad my world was always empty
no screwing males, the brawny dudes i envied
i wasn't psyched, the horrid times were sour
as a matter of fact, my death-wish never floundered

the day my life would make me say "uplifting,"
well, that's when love came to my life of bitching
and when i saw life laid in front of me
i was the happiest "bore" you'll ever see

i keep to self, my room is where i stay
i am enter...taining, all i need's my brain

what good is sitting all alone in your room with only half a brain?
like kids who lack a brain of fun, some fools go out to play

but, as for me, socially, i gave that mind up and my bitching
when i'm home, i'm home and psyched for me

start by admitting your way is a fool's, just give up the pride-parades
nice kids go out to play for fun, they always want cabarets of fun
but i am a cabaret
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