Song Parodies -> When I Spread Her
"The Letter" Based on the performance by Joe Cocker
"When I Spread Her" Parody by Andrew Woodard
I got a problem's been doggin' me.
I can't go down on my girl, you see.
I'd rather stick my tongue
In a heaping pile of dung.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

I don't care how much money I got to spend.
This odor problem has got to end.
Lord knows how long
This thing's been going on,
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

Whenever I spread her,
It smells like anchovies and albacore.
And it's gettin' so bad that I'm thinkin' of walkin'
Right out the door.
Anyway

Tried Summer's Eve and then Massengil.
Used Monistat plus some Vagisil.
Even after all that junk,
She still smells like a skunk,
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

Solo

Whenever I spread her,
It smells like anchovies and albacore.
And it's gettin' so bad that I'm thinkin' of walkin'
Right out the door.
Anyway

She's got a fungus, I'm tellin' you.
It looks all spotty and fuzzy too.
She's so fuckin' disgustin'
I'm no longer lustin'.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 3.0
 
How Funny: 3.0
 
Overall Rating: 3.0
 

Total Votes: 8
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 
 4
 
 4
 
 
 2   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 3   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 4   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 5   4
 
 4
 
 4
 
 
User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.