I got a problem's been doggin' me.
I can't go down on my girl, you see.
I'd rather stick my tongue
In a heaping pile of dung.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

I don't care how much money I got to spend.
This odor problem has got to end.
Lord knows how long
This thing's been going on,
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

Whenever I spread her,
It smells like anchovies and albacore.
And it's gettin' so bad that I'm thinkin' of walkin'
Right out the door.
Anyway

Tried Summer's Eve and then Massengil.
Used Monistat plus some Vagisil.
Even after all that junk,
She still smells like a skunk,
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

Solo

Whenever I spread her,
It smells like anchovies and albacore.
And it's gettin' so bad that I'm thinkin' of walkin'
Right out the door.
Anyway

She's got a fungus, I'm tellin' you.
It looks all spotty and fuzzy too.
She's so fuckin' disgustin'
I'm no longer lustin'.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.

My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.
My baby's cunt smells when I spread her.