Song Parodies -> IÆve Got A Schlong
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"Like my penis fine, itÆs a real big chode
ItÆs so damn long; a real big dong When itÆs in her bird IÆll blast out a load Large as King Kong; a real huge Schlong And itÆs hairy and thick and gets hard as a rock Shooting big wads of cream out of my cock Ramming between your thighs, babe, cramminÆ it in there tightly Then give me head and lick my balls this time Sure, my North pole dangles on down my thigh ItÆs quite a dong; it sure is long When I whip it out makes the ladies sigh Yeah, itÆs damn long; itÆs so damn long And itÆs hairy and thick and all the girls say ôWow!ö Once I get it in there, they shout out loud Maneuver it in there finally, women all praise it highly Push in the head to make the ladies sigh (Lead break) And I think IÆm gonna cream... Like my tool, madame? Get down on your knees I wanna cream, IÆm gonna cream Now spread your behind; open up for me IÆm gonna scream, ready to cream And I know where to bury it when you want me to In the Hershey Highway IÆll ram my tool Maneuvered it in there finally, right down the Hershey Highway Pushed in the head; now hear the ladyÆs cries Whole thing is in there tightly; filling your Hershey Highway Sphincter will soon accommodate my size" Your Vote Counts
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