Song Parodies -> IÆve Got A Schlong
"I Got A Name" Based on the performance by Jim Croce
"IÆve Got A Schlong" Parody by Paul R
"Needless to say, I never tried to submit this to the regular site..."
"Like my penis fine, itÆs a real big chode
ItÆs so damn long; a real big dong
When itÆs in her bird IÆll blast out a load
Large as King Kong; a real huge Schlong

And itÆs hairy and thick and gets hard as a rock
Shooting big wads of cream out of my cock

Ramming between your thighs, babe, cramminÆ it in there tightly
Then give me head and lick my balls this time

Sure, my North pole dangles on down my thigh
ItÆs quite a dong; it sure is long
When I whip it out makes the ladies sigh
Yeah, itÆs damn long; itÆs so damn long

And itÆs hairy and thick and all the girls say ôWow!ö
Once I get it in there, they shout out loud

Maneuver it in there finally, women all praise it highly
Push in the head to make the ladies sigh

(Lead break)

And I think IÆm gonna cream...

Like my tool, madame? Get down on your knees
I wanna cream, IÆm gonna cream
Now spread your behind; open up for me
IÆm gonna scream, ready to cream

And I know where to bury it when you want me to
In the Hershey Highway IÆll ram my tool

Maneuvered it in there finally, right down the Hershey Highway
Pushed in the head; now hear the ladyÆs cries
Whole thing is in there tightly; filling your Hershey Highway
Sphincter will soon accommodate my size"
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MIKE - February 23, 2020 - Report this comment
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