Song Parodies -> I Don't Mind Exposing My Vagina
"Carolina In My Mind" Based on the performance by James Taylor
"I Don't Mind Exposing My Vagina" Parody by Paul R
The Tale of a Lap Dancer.
"I donĈt mind exposing my vagina
Would you like a lap dance?
Lot more fun than a tap dance
Might cause a bulge there in your pants
IĈm wigglinĈ my behind
When IĈm showing my vagina all the time

Watch me on the runway, bud
When I turn away and crack that smile
Watch my crotch and you might cum
YouĈll see my slit appearing now
IĈm a hot one, ainĈt I?
IĈm showing my vagina all the time

Should be no doubt in no oneĈs mind
IĈve got the finest thing around
When I spread my legs so wide
Hey, buddy, just look and admire
I ain't lyin', am I?
Exposing my vagina all the time

I donĈt mind exposing my vagina
Would you like a lap dance?
Lot more fun than a tap dance
Might cause a bulge there in your pants
IĈm wigglinĈ my behind
When IĈm showing my vagina all the time

The jerks that are here late each night
Put their faces on the rail and call
Horny bastards want a bite
Hope that they donĈt follow me
When IĈm going home, now
Those guys might still be wanting my behind

When they try and poke their nasty noses in it
I pull back; hope this song is over soon
But it seems that this stuff will just go on forever
Gives me the creeps, pleeeaaaseee!
Still, IĈm always showing my vagina all the time

I donĈt mind exposing my vagina
Would you like a lap dance?
Lot more fun than a tap dance
Might cause a bulge there in your pants
IĈm wigglinĈ my behind
When IĈm showing my vagina all the time "
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Daniel - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This was hilarious & I am a hard core James Taylor fan!
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
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mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
This was hilarious & i am a hardcore James Taylor fan!
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ALFREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD - March 01, 2024 - Report this comment
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