Song Parodies -> Gays in the Coffin
"Cats in The Cradle" Based on the performance by Harry Chapin
"Gays in the Coffin" Parody by SeanZamorano
"I went to the bar and i saw a gay,
Said to myself that he had to pay.
So i got my gun and i shot that whore,
Another faggot dead couldnt ask for more!
Then his butt friend came and said what you gonna do?
I said,
Im gonna strangle you, yes,
You know im gonna strangle you!

(Chorus)
Well the gays in the coffin and the straight guys here,
Try to hit on me and ill strangle you queer!
When you turning gay hope you never will,
Or your gonna get killed, yes,
You know your gonna get killed!

Now the funeral music is playing loud,
I offed a queer and im feeling proud!
But this is not the end of the show,
Cuz i still have ten million more fags to go.

So if you have a free hand to wipe rumproasters out,
thats what im all about, yeah,
you know thats what im all about!

(chorus)

Well the gays in the coffin and the straight guys here,
Try to hit on me and ill strangle you queer!
So when you turning queer hope you never will,
Or your gonna get killed, yes,
You know your gonna get killed!
"
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MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 25, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craiig will have 2 dress up like were firefighters now when the fire alarm / bell rings we have 2 run over 2 the clothes so we can get dressed then we will jump on a wailing firetruck put our seatbelts on {click} {click} then we have 2 close the door SLAM! drive our firetrucks then we have 2 stop the firetrucks URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Then we have 2 rush outta the firetruck then we have 2 grab the hose and run with it and we have 2 put the fire out and it will be posted on youtube at different camera shots
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
AMERICAN PIE IS BY DON MCLEAN NOT HARRY CHAPIN ITS ABOUT BUDDY HOLLY RICHIE VALENS AND THE BIG BOPPER {R.I.P. YOU WILL BE MISSED} DIED IN A PLANE CRASH

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