Song Parodies -> Lonesome Fag OP
"Lonesome Cowboy Burt" Based on the performance by Frank Zappa
"Lonesome Fag OP" Parody by Melted Bart
To be sung a la the 1988 live version featured on "The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life".
My name is OP,
I am a faggot
All my friends,
They call me 'Fag'
(Hi, fag!)
All my family,
They're disappointed
As I'm livin' in the deep dark recesses of my
Parent's basement.

Come out here to shitpost on /b/
Or just to fap to
Some futa girls (Yee-haw!)
Ones I seen
Get me so horny;
Shiny pelts,
'N fangs like pearls!

Wanna love 'em all,
Have one as my waifu!
I'll take good care of her—
that's what I do!
I'll take her out
To see a movie,
Here's what I say
As they laugh at me:

I'm Lonesome Fag OP!
(Speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my pinstripe shirt!
(Reekin' atcha!)
My cargo pants,
My /b/tard dance,
My bold advance,
On this here dickgirl...
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey, yodel-oh-oo-pee!

(He's Lonesome Fag OP
Don'tcha spill his spaghetti)
Log on to this place,
Everyone's got shit taste,
Acne on my face—
Where's my dickgirl?

OP is a faggot (And a colossal one, at that!)
OP is a faggot (He can't stop sucking the cock!)

I'm an awful nice guy!
Can't go out in the sun!
Rolling quads by day,
As they call me gay,
I'm an oldfag/newfag
Son-of-a-gun!
(He's a oldfag/newfag
Son-of-a-gun!)

When I get b&, I get flustered
Butthurt for three days or more,
Find me some 9gaggin' bastard,
'N spam that account
with-a plenty of gore!
(He spams that account
with-a plenty of gore!)

I post like a ghost when I'm behind a proxy,
'til my fingertips swell and turn red
I clean out my gun,
Hate Jews for fun,
Spam that account once again, yes!
Spam that account once again, boys!
Spam that account once again, now!
SPAM THAT ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN!

Lonesome Fag OP!
(Speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my pinstripe shirt!
(Reekin' atcha!)
My cargo pants,
My /b/tard dance,
My bold advance,
On this here dickgirl...
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey, yodel-oh-oo-pee!

(He's Lonesome Fag OP
Don'tcha let loose his spaghetti)
I log on to this place,
Everyone's got shit taste,
Acne on my face—
Where's my dickgirl?

REPOST, YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH!
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mike - January 25, 2020 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE
111111111111111111111111111111111111 - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
too late
PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL - February 16, 2024 - Report this comment
YOU KNOW REGIS

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