Song Parodies -> Quite Fine Beaver
"White Line Fever" Based on the performance by Flying Burrito Brothers
"Quite Fine Beaver" Parody by Paul R
"I originally submitted this over on the ""whatfreaks"" side at the precise moment the new policy took effect. Now, some folks may see this as ôdirtyö; Personally, I consider it a ôLoving Tributeö. Of course, since it's now over on the ""Whatfreaks"" side you can consider it both and have as much fun as you want with it. IÆm using the Burritos Brothers cover version of this Merle Haggard classic because I donÆt have his version and because the æBurritosÆ do such a beautiful job on the cover anyway. "
"Quite fine beaver
The thought of it brings stiffness to my pole
Quite fine beaver
DonÆt think of it as just another hole

My now erect old penis just feels fine in your vagina
As I cleverly remind yah that I am not too old
Guess IÆll try my little finger in this hole

ItÆs wonderful and keeps this old man pushing on
In deeply I keep sinking my old, wrinkled dong
IÆve not been one to boast; IÆve not been keeping score
I know this is the finest I have seen, for sure

Quite fine beaver
The slickness there brings thickness to my pole
Quite fine beaver
To me it is not just another hole

(Instrumental break)

Quite fine beaver
That joyous thought brings stiffness to my bone
Quite fine beaver
I love to linger æround your erogenous zone "
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Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I like the fact that it was easy to follow this parody with the original, the pacing was right on target, and not too fast. Good song choice. 5's from me. Keep up the great work.
mike - December 26, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - November 04, 2023 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE
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MICHAEL - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment
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