Song Parodies -> Food Keeps Me Comin'
"It Keeps You Runnin'" Based on the performance by Doobie Brothers
"Food Keeps Me Comin'" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Inspired by a news story of a girl who has a rare condition where she can't stop climaxing when she's eating. What a glorious disorder. Pass the Doritos.
Chub from head to toe,
This ass I cannot hide
Discovered that a cherry tart
Can make me come so hard inside.


Anything that I eat
Gives me urges so strong
Ingest in a hurry
Roast beef, Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, oh...
Each dish makes me climax, done one - I restart
Keepin' my pussy aglow -



Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'


Oh, screamin' at each meal
I'm 510 now, I swear
Ain't got clothes that fit, hate myself
Can't stop this clit-food affair, oh no....


Please pass me more curry,
That ham hock, and a knife
Done eating? What's your hurry?
I'll eat-and-come 'til midnight
If I can't beat this disease I've got
I'll come - watch this ass grow -


Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin'
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