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Song Parodies -> Food Keeps Me Comin'
"It Keeps You Runnin'" Based on the performance by Doobie Brothers
"Food Keeps Me Comin'" Parody by Captain Bootylicious Inspired by a news story of a girl who has a rare condition where she can't stop climaxing when she's eating. What a glorious disorder. Pass the Doritos.
Chub from head to toe,
This ass I cannot hide Discovered that a cherry tart Can make me come so hard inside. Anything that I eat Gives me urges so strong Ingest in a hurry Roast beef, Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, oh... Each dish makes me climax, done one - I restart Keepin' my pussy aglow - Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Oh, screamin' at each meal I'm 510 now, I swear Ain't got clothes that fit, hate myself Can't stop this clit-food affair, oh no.... Please pass me more curry, That ham hock, and a knife Done eating? What's your hurry? I'll eat-and-come 'til midnight If I can't beat this disease I've got I'll come - watch this ass grow - Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Food keeps me comin', yeah, food keeps me comin' Your Vote Counts
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