Well, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm not exactly what you'd call a hunk
And though I'm alone in theory, I've still got lustful junk.

And I love booty women, dreaming about groping their bums
So at the beach I watch them, bouncing cheeks make me cum.

Cause there's no better way to showcase behinds than a g-string
Oh g-string, wish I could remove you, oh, the pleasure you'd bring.

That thread makes keesters shapely, wantin' to grab each and every one
I'd sell my soul right now to stick my cock in your bum.

(chorus)
Oh, g-strings make me harder
Eye on those g-strings
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
Slide off, now, g-string
Yes, g-string's barely holdin'
Tempted to grab on that g-string
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
Want you off, now g-string.

Even in stormy weather, can't miss that g-string view
Lusting at the local strip club, dreaming of which butt I'd do.

Don't care for tits or thighs, or sheer teddies with lace
Just give me that jiggling, silky ass in my face.

(chorus)
Oh, g-strings make me harder
Eye on those g-strings
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
Slide off, now, g-string

If I had special mind skills, granted to me from the powers that be
Damn, I'd remove those g-strings, telekinetically.

Cause there's nothing so hot and tempting, than a scant g-string
Oh g-string, my cock loves you! You're givin' me wood again!

(chorus)
Oh, g-strings make me harder
Eye on those g-strings
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
Slide off, now, g-string
Yes, g-string's barely holdin'
Tempted to grab on that g-string
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah.
(Come off, come off, come off!)
Slide off, now, g-string

Yes, I love g-strings.