Song Parodies -> Born to Come
"Born to Run" Based on the performance by Bruce Springsteen
"Born to Come" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
If you're wondering, the answer is yes.
In the day my mind's still between the sheets, in the night it's in every dream
Lookin' so calm, but really I'm so horny in my skinny fit jeans
Wantin' it sends shivers down my spine,
I squeal, come and get me, I want you - just give me a sign
Oh, Baby rip the lace bra from my rack
Suckle and lap, then finger my trap
It makes me wild to feel you sprung
I'm wet in my pus, baby I was born to come


yes, my clit stirs


Babe, push it in - I wanna make you spent
'Cause comin' from your big rod is fun
And stick your finger into my rim
'Cause that turns me on like jet engines
The wetter I get in your lap
Your dick is just sopped, drippin' right down to your sack
Oh, just lookin' at you makes me perspire
'Cause you're rubbing my G-spot with that slippery glider
Ain't nothing like how you make me feel
My pussy clenches you from inside
Darlin' you got me screamin' for real


Hot box overflowin'....


Beyond bangin' your hormone-powered hot fuck stick that's rock hard
This clit loves some hot, wet tonguing near her
Your face in my bush is the trump card
I'm fuckin' your mouth, you're hitting the mark
Reach for nipples - work those fingers and wrists
I wanna die from this pleasure - orgasm takes flight
Launching me to perfect bliss


1-2-3-4!


Guys think sex every seven seconds - I think about it every five
My body needs that comin' every night
That raw ecstasy inside
With hot lover's body, or sex toys - you can guess,
Comin' paradise bursts right out of my soul
Oh, I scream "Halleluia!", "Amen!"
Baby, I need an embrace
While my body's still aglow
My heart's shining out sun
And so is my wet pus
Baby I was born to come


Oh Honey, lick my pus
Baby I was born to come


Come inside me, lick my pus
Baby I was born to come


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Mm-mm-mm-mm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
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Lon - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
PLEASE look me up on Facebook and add me ("Lon Brown"---I'm kissing a dolphin in my profile pic). I NEED more female friends like you!
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