I woke up this morning with a big stiffy
Got me some Kleenex from the other day
Then I lost myself in a sex fantasy
I clenched my legs and I shot away...

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It's stuck on the ceiling (stuck on the ceiling)
When I see how far that glob did spray (stuck on the ceiling)
It's not too appealing (stuck on the ceiling)
To see my sticky load drip away
I see my sticky load drippin' away

So many whores have come and gone
Their bodies sag as the years go by
Yet I think of them as I whack on
As clear as the load that drips down in my eye

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When I'm alone and feelin' lusty
I climb in my bed and masturbate
I look at that stain, it's gettin' crusty
I shoot again and it feels so great...it feels so great!!!

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