Song Parodies -> Lil Red
"Iron Man" Based on the performance by Black Sabbath
"Lil Red" Parody by Vampiro
This is a twisted take on the classic fairy tale lil red riding hood.
Well.. hello there little Red..
Love that hood on your head..
You've got a nice basket there..
Treats for poor sick relatives I bet..
Please do not be scared of me..
I'm just a friend you've never met..
I'm just wondering..
Is there anything for me in there?

Nice neck of the woods..
Nice food, nice food.
Dearest Little Red..
You're beautiful!

I am Vampiro, nice to meet you..
I'm just a cool, charismatic bad boy..
You're so classy and you play koi..
You're such an elegant girl..

Come here little red..
I just want your blood..
I won't hurt a bit..
Please do not be afraid..

Hey there lil red..
Heard you're single..
You should totally date me..
You'd never ever hate me..

You are the one and only little red..
With that red hood up on your head..
It's been quite nice to meet you girl..
Welcome to my twisted fairy tale world.

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Hooded&unKnown - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
my blood pulses for you, Lord Red . . .
Vampiro - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Why thank you.
Twisted-&-Tailed - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(( o ))
111111111111111111111111111111111 - April 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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