Song Parodies -> China Man
"Iron Man" Based on the performance by Black Sabbath
"China Man" Parody by Mikey Boy
Chinese People do make a bread out of cats.
I am China man
I cook little Kitties in a fyring pan
I can fry it all
If he even moves i'll break his balls
Is he alive or dead
Will he lose or keep his head
We'll just watch him die
The we'll sit down and have a really good cry

He has balls of steel
Once they break they will never heal
When we ripped the spine
We saw the underpants signed by Calven Klein

Nobody Eats him
They just cover there nose
Planning their revenge
After they hurl

Now the time is here
We all turn our head
We pick him up
And see if hes alive or dead

Nobody Eats him
They just cover there nose
Planning their revenge
After they hurl

Heavy loafs with cat
Fills the eaters full of dread
Eating as fast as they can
Cat Bread lives Again!
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