If you search for eager ass
It isn't hard to find.
Did you know that cum's a laxative?
But if you're legally harassed,
You'll find justice isn't blind.
The law says things that seem so punitive.

Sodomy is such an ugly word.
Gay men's love is just as true.
Sodomy, just call it packin' turds!
My favorite thing on earth to do.

I can always find someone
To say they sleep with guys
If I bare my hard-on, they receive.
Tonight some cop from city Vice
Arrests me by surprise.
Hope the judge can grant me a reprieve.

Sodomy is such an ugly word.
Gay men's love is just as true.
Sodomy, just call it packin' turds!
My favorite thing on earth to do.

I can find a lover.
I can grind his end.
I can have pure ecstasy until my dick is spent.
Anyone can cum in me
With penises again.
I blow my beau.

When he's deep inside of me
Keep a blind eye turned.
It's not like we're humpin' on the lawn.
But when I want equality
Hell, the law will never learn.
I guess jail's the place where I will get it on.

Sodomy is such an ugly word.
Gay men's love is just as true.
Sodomy, just call it packin' turds!
My favorite thing on earth to do.