Song Parodies -> The Seed
"The Rose" Based on the performance by Bette Midler
"The Seed" Parody by Pyth Most of the rhymes and pacing I've tried to match very closely to the original song, in fact some lines are almost original except for a few tweaks. There are only a few, what I consider to be, major exceptions. The first is in the 3rd verse, 3rd line where the pacing gets off by a jumble of words. I'm still debating whether to include the word "whether" at the beginning; including it allows for better understanding, but excluding it follows the pace of the song better. The second major exception is the 4th verse use of "-ill" as the rhyme; the original uses the words "give" and "live". But my lyrics just popped into by head and I had to go with those. Finally, the last verse also uses a different rhyming structure. But as the original song ended on "the rose", I felt mine needed to end on my title -- "the seed." Enjoy!
Some say "Love, you've got a river,
That spurts from your reed." Some say "Love, you need a razor, Cuz you are hairy indeed." Some say "Love, I've got a hunger To eat you from my knees." I say "Love, you've got a flower, And babe, I've got your seed." It's her heart afraid of breaking That never gives me a chance (Whether) In her dreams or in her waking That never lets me in her pants. Its for one night for the taking So I can get my fill. And my cock it is just dying And I hoping she on the pill. It's those nights that get so lonely And my dry spell has been too long And you think my "love" is only Too get lucky, and you're not wrong. Just remember in the bedroom There was just you and me. Like a rose, I just deflowered, And there I left my seed. Your Vote Counts
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R.I.P. TONY BENNETT
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE GEAR RACE
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