Song Parodies -> We Ain't Had Butt Sex Yet
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" Based on the performance by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
"We Ain't Had Butt Sex Yet" Parody by Rudee
I met a naughty woman
She sucked it to the base
She said, I'd have it comin' to me
As she moistened up her space
I thought that pussy love was good lovin'
So I took what I could get, mmh
Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big wild eyes

And said,
We ain't had butt sex yet
B-b-b-baby, you know we ain't had b-b-butt sex yet
It's enema-cleaned, so there won't be no regrets
B-b-b-baby, we ain't had b-b-butt sex yet

"Butt sex, yeah
Some girls crave it
That's what they told me"

So I was deeply in her shitter
Well, I found out it was pure
Got all creamy on her sphincter
Her cunt was just the lure
She said that any love is good love
So long as it's that anal sex
Oh please, fuck me in the ass
As she jellied up John Henry

And said,
We ain't had butt sex yet
B-b-b-baby, we ain't had that b-b-butt sex yet
(With just a hint of Tex-Mex or was that Indian?)
baby, you know, you know, you know we ain't had b-b-butt sex yet

"She likes corn grindin'
She's gonna wreck your tool"

Any love is good lovin'
So I took a lot of head
And all the beaver I could get
And then, and then, and then
She looked at me with them big wild eyes

And said,
We ain't had butt sex yet
Baby, we just ain't had b-b-butt sex yet
It's something, it's something
It's something that you're never gonna forget, baby
Baby, baby, baby we just ain't had b-b-butt sex yet
“You been around?
But you ain't had butt sex”
That's what she told me
She said, "I need ass fuckin', pay your dues"
You know we ain't had butt sex yet
You know we ain't had butt sex yet
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Robert Blough - June 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Triple nickles my friend. I laughed out loud the entire song.
MIKE - May 11, 2020 - Report this comment
YES
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
555$$$ my friend i LOLED THE ENTIRE SONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
mike - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
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