Went on a date
You seemed so nice
I thought I found
I guy who's nice
The date went well
I took you home with me
But later on
You turned into a freak
You tried to pee on me.

I said “Hell NO!”
You said “just go with it”
Shower of gold
I thought, “this can't be real”
But you took aim, pointed it straight at me
I wasn't fast enough to get away
You peed on me
You peed on me

And I'd never pee on you, I just don't think its cool
The bathroom is right over there!
And I have to say I'm not ok
with waterplay
But I'd let you spank my ass or pull my hair!

You grabbed my hand
I said, Just Go!
You said Please try?
I said HELL NO
Why can't I find
a normal guy out there?
I think I'll just
stick with my vibrator
It's never let me down.

I made the choice
To be alone again
I hope I don't
Get sprayed with pee again
I took a bath, now I feel clean again
I hope to God I didn't catch an STD
When you peed on me
You peed on me

You peed on me
You peed on me