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Song Parodies -> Traci Lords Porno Star
"Jesus Christ Superstar" Based on the performance by Andrew Lloyd Webber
"Traci Lords Porno Star" Parody by Andrew Woodard Blame Samantha for this, as she always bumped Andrew Lloyd Webber instead of the more makeout-friendly R. Kelly
When I turn on Cinemax at two in the morn,
What is it I see but hard-core ass-fuckin' porn? And who's that bleach blonde bimbo suckin' all of those dicks? Showin' off her ass and turnin' dozens of tricks? On TV today you're feigning sophistication But everyone remembers you for your on-stage copulation Won't you get me off, won't you get me off? Won't you get me off, now won't you get me off? Won't you get me off, won't you get me off? Won't you get me off, now won't you get me off? Are you still a ho, are you still a ho? Are you still a ho, now are you still a ho? Are you still a ho, are you still a ho? Are you still a ho, now are you still a ho? Traci Lords, Traci Lords, Blonde naked skank with the massive gourds. Traci Lords, Traci Lords, When will you host AVN Awards? Traci Lords, Porno star, Not innocent as you think you are. Traci Lords, Porno star, I watch nude vids of you in my car. Tell me where you think you fit with porn stars on top. Now which o' these skanks besides yourself was the pick of the crop? Linda Lovelace has the deepest throat and by far. When Margolis took it off she looked as hot as you are. Underage performances: was that a mistake, or Did you plan for that to be an industry back-breaker? Won't you get me off, won't you get me off? Won't you get me off, now won't you get me off? Won't you get me off, won't you get me off? Won't you get me off, now won't you get me off? Are you still a ho, are you still a ho? Are you still a ho, now are you still a ho? Are you still a ho, are you still a ho? Are you still a ho, now are you still a ho? Traci Lords, Traci Lords, Blonde naked skank with the massive gourds. Traci Lords, Traci Lords, When will you host AVN Awards? Traci Lords, Porno star, Not innocent as you think you are. Traci Lords, Porno star, I watch nude vids of you in my car. Traci Lords, Traci Lords, Blonde naked skank with the massive gourds. Traci Lords, Traci Lords, When will you host AVN Awards? Traci Lords, Porno star, Not innocent as you think you are. Traci Lords, Porno star, I watch nude vids of you in my car. Your Vote Counts
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me and craig will have a 3 alarm relay race
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