Song Parodies -> Prancing Queen
"Dancing Queen" Based on the performance by ABBA
"Prancing Queen" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Has no shame, such a slut, checking out all the guys' butts
See that queer, sex machine, look at that prancing queen.

Friday night at the homo club
Looking for a hard cock to rub
Tanned with pink feather boa, giggling all the way
He's such a fag cliche.
Pillow-biters, they want that guy
With ass so slippery you'll just die
Cavorting to the music, jiggling his buns
There is no questioning
Which side of the fence he swings...

He is a prancing queen, blow-job keen, a fudge-packer's dream
Prancing queen, sucks you hard, swallows all your cream
Has no shame, such a slut, checking out all the guys' butts
See that queer, sex machine, look at that prancing queen.

Rainbow flag on his Gucci bag
Wants the world to know he's a fag
Marches in every gay parade, loves the crowd's attention
He flaunts his erect dong
In his red sequined thong.

He is a prancing queen, blow-job keen, a fudge-packer's dream
Prancing queen, sucks you hard, swallows all your cream
Has no shame, such a slut, checking out all the guys' butts
See that queer, sex machine, look at that prancing queen.
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