Song Parodies -> Porno Queen
"Dancing Queen" Based on the performance by Abba
"Porno Queen" Parody by Mikey Squirrel
She can screw, she can blow, spreading her legs as she goes
See that twat, watch it cream, dig in the porno queen
Friday night and nothing to do, looking to rent something new
Where they play the bad music, getting in the smut
You come in to look for a slut
Nobody's tits can be that huge, she's a whore and loves the splooge
With a bit of hot oil, she's a special girl
She's doing twelve at once
And when she drops her pants.....
She is the Porno Queen, so obscene, only eighteen
Porno queen, got her start with Harry Reams, oh yea
She can suck, she can lick, she can also do a chick
See that bitch, watch her scream, dig in the porno queen
She's a tease, she turns you on, leaves you spankin' until you cum
Looking out for an asshole, anyone will do
She's in the mood for a screw
And when she takes the goo.....
She is the porno queen, not so clean, on the T.V. screen
Porno queen, you don't know where her pussy's been, oh no
She can screw, she can blow, spreading her legs as she goes
See that twat, watch it cream, dig in the Porno Queen
c copyright 2005 Squirrelbait Squirrelbait Parody Jukebox
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mike - February 03, 2013 - Report this comment
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mike - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - October 28, 2023 - Report this comment
3 alarm relay
1111111111111111111111111111111111111 - December 08, 2023 - Report this comment
BYE ROOM

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