I don't pay to talk, I just came to see a show
Though it's costing me, twenty bucks you see
I've drank all my beer, I'm sure that she's drunk too
Nothing more today, no more cash to pay

The stripper takes it off, the bouncer's big and tough
Beside the big brass pole she likes to spread her hole

I was near the stage, I could see better there
I figured I was close, to catch all her clothes
The music's nice and loud, no touching is allowed
'Cause you'll be out the door, if you try to score

The girls may throw their bra, the patrons stare in awe
And someone way up stage, there's someone in a cage
The stripper takes it off, her breasts look nice and soft
She shaved her pubic hair, some guys they like it bare

But when she does her act, the place is always packed
Some of them get aroused, most of them are too soused
I think I'll take a chance, and get a table dance
She'll loosen all those straps, and wiggle on my lap

The judges will decide, which girls they really like
Spectators of the show, are blowing all their dough
Kandy is on again, I like the way she bends
I just can't get enough, the stripper takes it off

I don't pay to talk, I came to see them nude
And she'll never quit, she's come to shake her tits
I apologize, if I sound like a perv
Boobs, buns, bush and thigh, now you can see why
When you see the stripper take it off
The stripper takes it off…