everyday, i sit in school (too much, her saggy bust)
check out the bust that god gave to you
too much, her saggy bust)
they're enormous...you can't help but smile
(too much, her saggy bust)
she must think bras are out of style
(too much, her saggy bust)
thank you, teacher, for sittin' so near
(too much, her saggy bust)
i can't inspect them from the rear
(too much, her saggy bust)
you could say it causes lust
can i bite your saggy bust?
NOOOOOOOOOOO !

i can't guess how much they weigh
(too much, her saggy bust)
but with a bust like that, her back must pay
(too much, her saggy bust)

i want 'em...i want 'em...i want 'em
i want 'em.......i can't have 'em

i'm just not sure when she looks at me
(too much, her saggy bust)
because her eye is so lazy (too much, her saggy bust)
look at those things and the way they sway
(too much, her saggy bust)
well they drive me crazy every day (too much, her saggy bust)

saggy bust...saggy bust...saggy bust.......saggy bust

how i want that saggy bust (too much, her saggy bust)
i say "wowie, what a saggy bust." (too much, her saggy bust)
they're always out front on display (too much, her saggy bust)
i wish she'd whip them out one day (too much, her saggy bust)

i want 'em...i want 'em...i want 'em...i want 'em

wish i was her baby son
(too much, her saggy bust)
and was gettin' breast fed on her saggy bust
(too much, her saggy bust