Song Parodies -> Hooker For Some Crack
"Leader Of The Pack" Based on the performance by the Shangri-las
"Hooker For Some Crack" Parody by South Park Al
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is she really puttin' out for crack ? well, there she is...let's ask her mrs. cartman...is that crack you're smokin' ? mm-hmm gee, it must be great whoring for it are you pickin' up any more men today ? uh huh by the way...how do you meet them ? i tell them i'm a cocaine whore i turn around and smile at them you get the picture ? (yes, we see) that's all i'm good for...a hooker for some crack my whole life, i've been foolin' around (round round) they say i come from the wrong side of town (that's so mean to say you're from the wrong side of town) first came boys...i loved the lads then came drugs...then it got bad that's all i'm good for...a hooker for some crack one day, i found somebody to screw but he had no money when we were through (whatcha mean? that he had no money when he's through) i laid there and asked him why he said "just give this drug a try" that's all i'm good for...a hooker for some crack (spoken) the man just smiled and plied me with drugs my rage was beginning to slow as he drove away on that lonely night i begged him for some more he called me absurd...he told me no ! no no no no no no no no no trip out ! trip out ! trip out ! trip out ! i feel so helpless...what can i do ? remembering all the men i've been through on the street, they stop and stare i must have the drugs, so i don't care i'll never forget i'm a hooker for some crack a hooker for some crack...gimme some a hooker for some crack...gimme some a hooker for some crack...gimme some a hooker for some crack...gimme some Your Vote Counts
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