Song Parodies -> She's A Crack Ho
"She's A Rainbow" Based on the performance by The Rolling Stones
"She's A Crack Ho" Parody by South Park Al
she comes in alleys everywhere
don't comb her hair
she's such a crack ho
got her legs up in the air
no underwear
she comes in alleys

have you seen her dressed to screw ?
there ain't nothing she won't do
she is skinny as a rail
and her face is drawn and pale
she looks like a holy terror

she comes in alleys everywhere
don't comb her hair
she's such a crack ho
got her legs up in the air
no underwear
she comes in alleys

drugs to her are good as gold
but this life is getting old
she has johns all over town
and she don't mind going down
but the cop cars tend to scare her

she comes in alleys everywhere
don't comb her hair
she's such a crack ho
got her legs up in the air
no underwear
she comes in alleys




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