what a drag it is for your pole

jews are different today
i hear every rabbi say
we require someone these days to hold them down
although, they're not really ill
we still put them through the mill
i must stop this penis wrecker
save my brother's little pecker
i must send him on his way
brother kyle will save the day

bries are difficult today
i hear every rabbi say
cutting foreskins didn't use to be a drag
it was once a piece of cake
now some think its a mistake
i must stop this penis wrecker
save my brother's little pecker
i must send him off today
lest the rabbi gets his way

during bries
he sure looks pleased
he loves the gore
he lusts for more
what a drag it is for your pole

jews just aren't the same today
i hear every rabbi say
they just don't appreciate this sacred rite
they don't want to circumcise
you can see it in their eyes
i must stop this penis wrecker
save my brother's little pecker
i must send him by tonight
help to minimize his fright

during bries
he sure looks pleased
he loves the gore
he lusts for more
what a drag it is for your pole

things are much too hard today
i hear every rabbi say
all the kids now think a brie is just a bore
its a party that we throw
so that blood will overflow
i must stop this penis wrecker
save my brother's little pecker
if the rabbi has his way
he will seize more than the day
HEY !