Song Parodies -> Wet Dream Reliever
"Daydream Believer" Based on the performance by The Monkees
"Wet Dream Reliever" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Oh, I could ride your bed springs
As we shoot these porno scenes.
My six inch cock to orgasm you'd bring.
Another scene, two more guys,
Wipe the jizz off of your thighs.
Your shaven beaver's raw and it stings.

Beer up, Sleepy Jean.
Booze is Vaseline
To a wet dream reliever
And a cum guzzling queen.

You auditioned me,
Just a white guy off the street.
Now you know how horny I can be.
Oh, and I can't just be a friend.
My job's plowing your back end.
So how much Bailey's will you really need?

Beer up, Sleepy Jean.
Booze is Vaseline
To a wet dream reliever
And a cum guzzling queen.
Beer up, Sleepy Jean.
Booze is Vaseline
To a wet dream reliever
And a cum guzzling queen.

[Instrumental interlude]

Beer up, Sleepy Jean.
Booze is Vaseline
To a wet dream reliever
And a cum guzzling queen.
[Repeat and fade]
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Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work, Andrew. I'm glad my Monkees' song about nocturnal emission ("I'm a Wet Dreamer") inspired you to write this one.

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