a short while ago, i desired to see
some naked girls...a tape was brought to me
and soon i discovered, on that wondrous morn
i'd get my first exposure to some hard-core porn

there were teen masturbators....gays on their knees
a girl humpin' camels and chimpanzees
some nuts and butts and hella-sluts
and orgies till morn
i found that i was amused by porn

oh god, they were sinnin'...almost seemed in pain
a girl on her back enjoyin' golden rain
some weren't quite consentin' , but yet they got it , too
right up the ol' wazoo

there were screamin' vibrators...with batteries
a nude oily wrestler with EZ cheese
some clits and slits and floppy tits
some strap ons were worn
i found that i was amused by porn

this fellow was lonely...so he started callin'
his friends to come over...they all began ballin'
they all started doin' it in groups of two
but then the numbers grew

there were women degraded...though some seemed pleased
a fellow who's member hung down to his knees
some racks and sacks and sweaty backs
no clothing was worn
i found that i was amused by porn

this one girl escaped from a gang rape train
she was real drunk and went a bit insane
she said that she was bleedin'
her orifice was torn
she was not so amused with porn

there were investigators...from the police
complaints from the neighbors meant they had to cease
there's fleas and sleaze and STDs
and now i'm so forlorn
i've come to the end of my tape of porn