inflatable woman, having sex with me
inflatable woman, you have set me free
don't be judging me for my girl
i don't wanna use my hand no more
i got more important things to do
than spend my time stroking off with lube
my woman, gonna get me laid
inflatable woman, bought you on ebay

inflatable woman, hop on top of me
inflatable woman, don't pop on me
if you come knockin' around my door
i might be banging my plastic whore
her gaping mouth can hypnotize
she don't mind if it gets in her eye
my woman, gonna get me laid
inflatable woman, third time today hey, hey!

inflatable woman, glad you are mine
inflatable woman, bang you all the time
on the bed or on the floor
i love banging my latex whore
i don't need no vaseline
i don't miss the single's scene
when i'm in between her thighs
i gaze into her fake blue eyes
now woman, you're the one for me
inflatable woman, don't deflate on me

oh, now i'm getting laid every single day
i love you so
i'll never leave you, woman
never leave you, woman
you're mine
you're mine
you're mine
all mine!
you're the one for me
i would marry you
gonna unload right in your eye
tell you what i'm gonna do
you know i'm gonna cream
you know i'm gonna blow
you know i'm gonna skeet
i'm gonna blow my load, woman
i'll never leave ya, woman