Song Parodies -> The Clitoris
"The Crystal Ship" Based on the performance by The Doors
"The Clitoris" Parody by Johnny B Baade
To engorge clit into enormousness,
I will give it a muffer kiss.
My tongue's lashing this gland to bliss,
A muffer kiss, a muffer kiss.

I'll graze, not bite, a lipping swain.
Erect me with your lingual crane.
Six-nine was fun, let's screw our brains
Out...eat again, we'll eat again.

My swelled meat's there between your thighs,
The straits of Venus open wide.
It slithers, quivers, dips inside,
Your clasping pie prompts a high tide.

The clitoris is being filled,
I'm being milked, we both are thrilled,
Fulfilled...concurrent spending time.
Now, let's get back to 69.
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Intrique - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
This is extremely funny. Great job!
MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
W L O R FM
mike - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - June 18, 2023 - Report this comment
this is extermely funny good job

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