Song Parodies -> Jell-o, I'll Love You
"Hello, I Love You" Based on the performance by The Door
"Jell-o, I'll Love You" Parody by Johnny B Baade
Jell-o, I'll love you,
I am swelled and in pain.
Jell-o, I'll love you
Right after the course main.
Jell-o, I'll love you,
You're my "belle" with no name.
Jell-o, I'll love you
And pretend you're a dame.

My cock craves something sweet,
Like something some guys might eat.
Carved a chink into your side
I'll make love to you, so open wide.

Jell-o, I'll love you…

My pole embeds so high
Like a staff fused in fur pie.
Then my armed prick spends and the jets are strong,
And smooth cream fills you like a Ding Dong.

My cock slouches to retreat,
Then a hog walks in, right off the street.
It's a shoat and it's makin' me drool.
Then I grope and thrust with lusting tool.

Sooey, sooey…
I love you,
Sooey,
Then eat you, tasty,
Juicy, sooey, yummy!
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Intrique - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome work. I thought is was pretty funny too. Thanks.
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
IT'S THE DOORS
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MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
AWESOME WORK I THOUGHT IT {IS} WAS PRETTY FUNNY TOO THANKS
1111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 22, 2023 - Report this comment
KEVIN RICHARDSON LEFT THE BACKSTREET BOYS IN 2006 TO PURCHASE OTHER INTERESTS BUT RETURNED TO THEM IN 2012
5555555555555555555555555555555 - January 27, 2024 - Report this comment
I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT 2 KEVIN RICHARDSON 4 RETURNING 2 THE BACKSTREET BOYS IN THE YEAR 2012

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