Mary Cheney prefers women, she's a lesbian
She doesn't want to have relations with a man
She'd rather have a woman lick her gland
Hear her moans; sustained

A complication is her parents are in politics
You see, the party that they're in is full of hacks
Their customary mode is to attack
Full of pious fools; silly rules

Mary Cheney's on her rear, she's spread her thighs
As her lover performs a muff dive
Hear Mary's frantic cries

Mary Cheney's lesbian lover likes to lick her ass
To further this pursuit Ms. Cheney keeps it clean
and her vagina's like a deep ravine
Very deep ravine

(Instrumental break)


Mary Cheney's made it clear just what she likes
Licking long her lover's pie
the feeling, quite sublime

Hand in her halter; lover fiddles with her underwear
Then from her purse she pulls a sex toy to display
Then Mary Cheney smiles and says, "OK,
This time all the way."

Mary Cheney's dad's a Dick, he is Vice-President
and her Mother is a prim one, her name's Lynne
They think the way that Mary live's a sin
What wrong in their brains? They're deranged

Mary Cheney is a "Queer", but that's alright
Better that than live a life of lies
'Cause that just isn't right
Mary Cheney spent some years pretending lies
Came out of the closet; that was wise
Mary's gay!