Song Parodies -> Jack's Night In The Slammer
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Jack's Night In The Slammer" Parody by Paul R Another in my series of "Why it's a good idea to stay out of Jail" parodies. This is a slightly more graphic version to one I just submitted to the main site.
Jack was sent to jail, found that he could not make bail
He knew he was screwed Cons would treat him rude; they'd molest him, ohh oh oh oh Giving head to them; praying for this night to end Swallowing their bones Is there some way out of this fix here? No-oh-oh-oh And as the next con stood above him one came in from behind Jail bang, Jack's night in the slammer was just as he had dread Jail bang, Jack's poor pimply anus was reamed until it bled In his bunk at ten Jack is made the punk again Rough con sex, oh shit! Not pleased one small bit; he was getting ream-he-he-heamed His butt in the air; convicts took their turns in there "OH, my sore behind; This is so unkind, this should not be so, oh oh oh" But they are not through with his ass yet one more's at his behind Jail bang, Jack's night in the slammer was what he did expect Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Jail bang, Jack's butt did get hammered By vicious dudes, erect When those cons were done, Jack could not sit on his buns Had to stand all night Aching, kept his butt to the cell wall, ohh oh oh oh Bruised and battered rear; how could he get out of here? There must be some way (hope it is today) How, Jack could not see; this is Hell, he kno-oh-oh-ows And now a con is grabbing his hips and fondling his behind Jail bang, Jack's night in the slammer was rough upon his ass Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Jail bang, Jack's butt sure got hammered he hoped the pain would pass Oww oww oww OH! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh His rear hammered; Ouch! Your Vote Counts
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