Song Parodies -> Jack's Night In The Slammer
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Jack's Night In The Slammer" Parody by Paul R
Another in my series of "Why it's a good idea to stay out of Jail" parodies. This is a slightly more graphic version to one I just submitted to the main site.
Jack was sent to jail, found that he could not make bail
He knew he was screwed
Cons would treat him rude; they'd molest him, ohh oh oh oh
Giving head to them; praying for this night to end
Swallowing their bones
Is there some way out of this fix here? No-oh-oh-oh
And as the next con stood above him
one came in from behind

Jail bang, Jack's night in the slammer
was just as he had dread
Jail bang, Jack's poor pimply anus
was reamed until it bled

In his bunk at ten Jack is made the punk again
Rough con sex, oh shit!
Not pleased one small bit; he was getting ream-he-he-heamed
His butt in the air; convicts took their turns in there
"OH, my sore behind;
This is so unkind, this should not be so, oh oh oh"
But they are not through with his ass yet
one more's at his behind

Jail bang, Jack's night in the slammer
was what he did expect
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Jail bang, Jack's butt did get hammered
By vicious dudes, erect

When those cons were done, Jack could not sit on his buns
Had to stand all night
Aching, kept his butt to the cell wall, ohh oh oh oh
Bruised and battered rear; how could he get out of here?
There must be some way (hope it is today)
How, Jack could not see; this is Hell, he kno-oh-oh-ows
And now a con is grabbing his hips
and fondling his behind


Jail bang, Jack's night in the slammer
was rough upon his ass
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Jail bang, Jack's butt sure got hammered
he hoped the pain would pass
Oww oww oww OH!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

His rear hammered; Ouch!
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Sims - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
You were right. It was hardcore, but good. Nice work.
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