Song Parodies -> All My Sperm Cells
"All My Loving" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"All My Sperm Cells" Parody by Sergio McPy
Close your eyes and I'll fuck you,
Tomorrow I'll fuck you,
Remember I won't come too soon;
And then while I'm away
I'll jerk off every day,
And I'll mail all my sperm cells to you.

I'll pretend that I'm fucking
Those tits I was sucking,
And hope that I won't come too soon;
And then when I'm done fucking
Those tits I was sucking,
I'll spill all my sperm cells on you.

All my sperm cells ... I will spill on you.
All my sperm cells ... Darlin' it's white goo!

- guitar solo -

Close your eyes and I'll fuck you,
Tomorrow I'll fuck you,
Remember I won't come too soon;
And then while I'm away
I'll jerk off every day,
And I'll mail all my sperm cells to you.

All my sperm cells ... I will spill on you.
All my sperm cells ... Darlin' it's white goo!
All my sperm cells ... Alllll myyyyyy sperm cells
Oooooh all my sperm cells, I will spill on you!
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MIKE - May 05, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
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mikw - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a firefighter dress up raceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
11111111111111111111111111111111111111 - December 25, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment
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